Monday, January 17, 2011
I watched the Golden Globes last night and I was a little ashamed of how me and my friends get so judgmental during award shows. We all become major fashion/hair/makeup critics, sitting on the couch, sucking our teeth in our T-shirts, talking shit about every single person who passes in front of a camera.
"The sleeves on that dress are hideous. What is that, a table cloth?"
"Her makeup looks like it's trying to get away from her face."
"He got old."
For YEARS, I refused to get too dressed up for award shows/gala events, figuring that if I was casual enough, people would think I was arty and too cool to care. The truth was that I couldn't afford a nice suit. And... quiet as it's kept, I still can't. HA!
Anyway, I came across some old red carpet/award photos and I figured I'd share... I'm posting these so you can see how glamorous I am NOT (Noah fans often expect a fashion extravaganza from Darryl and are sorely disappointed) and to remind myself that I have a long way to go before I make it on to anybody's Best Dressed list, so I should probably shut up until Gucci and Hugo Boss start sending me free shit.
(If you are Hugo Boss or Gucci and you have free shit, call me.)